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The Adventure of the Dragonite

Nejiki and Kurotsugu were out for a horny Valentine's walk on the bed. As they went, Kurotsugu rested his hand on Nejiki's pingas. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so horny, Nejiki was filled with horny dread. "Do you suppose it's horny here?" he asked lustfully. "You horny silly," Kurotsugu said, tickling Nejiki with his secks toy. "It's completely horny." Just then, a horny dragonite leapt out from behind a condoms and have had sex Kurotsugu in the balls. "Aaargh!" Kurotsugu screamed. Things looked horny. But Nejiki, although he was horny, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a handcuffs and, like da d

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Baby

Palmer was waking up to the sound of Starlys chirping. It was almost Spring, but the cherry blossoms are still frozen with bits of ice on it. Palmer thought about his friends, Dahlia, Catalaya, Darach, Agenta, and especially, he thought about Nejiki the most. So he stood up and sat on his bed. It was 2:53 in the morning, the sun was still trying to get in its way to the sky. Then, the phone started ringing. "...Palmer?" a nervous voice stuttered. ".......Nejiki?" "I...have something to ask you." "What is it, my beloved?" Nejiki sighed through the phone, and told him, "Remember those times? At the island of Flower Paradise? We saw all th

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Sep 15, 1968
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mah favorie boi, i maek deh best food for him .

GIRLFRIEND (but in da friendly wai, eww no not liek lesbo. I make food for her too cuz her butler is too much of a lazy ass pedo.

~~oooh girl, ur so fly.~~. BITCH

SUM CREEPY POKEMON ENTHUSIAST WHOZ FOREVER ALONE

LADY GAGA but shez muh homegurl

kofkofjhxkgbjhk sum random kid

from mah hood

could've used a condom

bimbo

is da shugga daddy of

IS MOAR KAWAII THAN

My bitch's bf. Is a mute.

MM Girl, this is the shit, you gotta eat one someday, especially fried.

if he was half black too, his theme song would be this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtox… BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW

some guy I met at the gay bar.

aformentioned guy's twin.

nigga aint black

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Current Residence: Shippou City
Favourite genre of music: RAP
Shell of choice: a shuckles
Wallpaper of choice: KFC EVRYWHAR
Skin of choice: ...
Favourite cartoon character: DENTO CATTLEYA AND NOT PALMER

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aloeplz

Feb 4, 2013

follow my (not) ratchet tumblr

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marina-and-the-diamonds-droog.tumblr.com and yes im a huge homestuck

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aloeplz

Jun 14, 2011

sighs in relief

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Guyzz u no wat I was like runin from da cops because I stole a bucket of kfc luckily I escaped so yeah. Also, I made a facebook. It's called Lenora Aloe ALL DEM OTHER POSERS R NOT TEH REAL NiGGAS K? JUST. LENORA. ALOE.